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10 Types of Selfies You Should Stop Taking

Segun Balogun

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Hello friend, i am going to address something that is causing me great Anxiety and
has become the bastard child of the socialmedia..
Facebook , Twitter And Instagram are all amazing  and they consume about 50% of my walking hour.
Its true that we seems to have a love and hate relationship with taking selfies.
Meanwhile  , i  consider it as  a sign of mental  disorderand the next they are deemed to be an expression of  loving oneself. Regardless of where you belong , selfies are here to stay for the long run.
Today article who explain to you that Not all selfies are tolerated.

 

10 Types of Selfies You Should Stop Taking

 

1. Toilet Selfies

Of all places to take a selfie, why are you photographing your perfect face in the loo? I mean, I’m sure there are nicer places to take your selfie at home like the garden or the kitchen. Even your wall would make for a better background.

And why are you taking a selfie of yourself while making a dump? Why are you doing this?? This is just nasty. Please keep your business behind closed doors and off social media, good grief.

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2. Crying Selfies

how can you take  a selfie when you are crying, Um, are you okay? Do you need to have some ice cream? Maybe you should get off the Internet for a while you know, so you can pull yourself together.

I still do not know what is the purpose of posting a photo of yourself crying but you should definitely consider taking a break from selfies to down a tub of ice cream. Or doing whatever it is to make yourself happy.

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3. Sleeping Selfies

are you pretending or what?…Hey, do you know that no one is buying nor falling for these ? We all know that you just decided to lie on the bed, angle your phone strategically, close your eyes, and press the shutter.

What’s that you say? Your finger just happened to click on the shutter at such an opportune time? Your bae caught you sleeping? Such impress.

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4. Disaster Selfies

This is me looking at your selfie that you took when escaping from a fire or at a car crash.

Selfies You Should Stop TakingImage source: Imgur)

Because what are priorities, am I right? What is an awesome selfie compared to going to safety or helping the victims, after all. Congratulations on being the most sorry excuse of a human being, a rank which you now share with these people below:

This guy who took a selfie with a burning building in the background.

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5. Using Laptops or iPads To Take The Picture In A Mirror

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Extreme Selfies

Please, stop. Get down from there, you’re going to fall. No really, watch out for that – rock.

Look, I know that selfie on top of that super tall building would make this the ultimate selfie or something. You were probably inspired by these guys and this jaw-dropping video they made after climbing a Hong Kong skyscrapper.

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7. Shirtless Self

oh my gosh ,, how can you take a picture of yourself driving a car without putting on  a shirt.

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8. Duckface Selfies

this is common among ladies nowadays..We’re reaching the end of 2014, why is this still a thing? No, you do not look pretty. If anything, it is absolutely unflattering and incredibly ridiculous. A simple smile would do and you look so much better and attractive and not annoying.

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9. The Hospital Selfie

(A rare gem. The more tubes you have hooked up to you, the better.)

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10.The Pregnant Belly Selfie

(Send this to your family and friends, not the entire Internet.)

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5 Comments

5 Comments

  1. Max Arthur

    November 3, 2014 at 6:13 am

    That extreme selfie was awesome though. I’m glad they made it out alive.

  2. Sunday

    November 3, 2014 at 10:10 am

    By and large, taking selfies that would affect one’s integrity and reputation should be avoided. Agreed, some selfies mentioned here affects reputation and must be avoided!
    Comment shared in kingged.com as well

  3. Dennis

    November 3, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    LOL! Disaster selfie ftw…

  4. Top Seo myths

    November 4, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    What I Hate the most are the toilet selfies + shirtless one X’) makes me wanna cry :( of Laughing XD

  5. Raja Mia

    December 22, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    You have completed a blogger friendly and helpful work in this post, too many bloggers write nice content but they write only nice content, not helpful and learnable.

    Thanks for sharing your opinion.

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